| | Here's the deal. "Where?" you say. "Right here," I say. I have been thinking that my name should be made to use as a verb in addition to its current workload. For instance, we have
Bob the tail of the dog.
Harry up and make a decision.
Use an X to Mark the spot.
I have not Ben feeling well lately.
Will you get me a freezer pop?
He may Rob that grocery store.
Should we Phil up the gas tank?
Can you Taylor this suit for me?
We will Bill you for the damage.
Do you Cara bout the issues at hand?
I don't Noah bout the issues that well.
Haven't I already Sean you?
I feel so restricted. My name cannot serve as a (non-proper) noun, adjective, adverb, or dessert. It can only be parsed to appear in phrases like "just in time", "just in case", "this just in...", etc. If your name is a verb you get 1,000 points.
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| | Posted 9/9/2006 1:02 AM - 3 Views - 8 eProps - 5 comments
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